He Really is Not All That Into You

Dear Avril Lavigne,

Guess what, babe? He is not all that into you. You should really consider moving on and finding another guy.

He is flattered that you think he looks good but he doesn't care. I am glad you think you are great and his girlfriend is lame. Well guess what? You shouldn't date her! He is the one dating her and he obviously likes her more then you or else he would be dating you.

Your friend,

Doughnutman